How much do you want to bet that the pilot is a woman?

"Jesus Christ, this guy in the truck... PICK A FUCKING LANE!!!"

The irony is, someone in that traffic jam is trying to get to the airport.

Is this the Highway Kenny Loggins was singing about?

Billy Mays here. Have you ever wanted to waste the time of hundreds of people? Then land plane is the product for you!

GO AROUND!

It's plane to see what's causing this traffic jam.

Being scared of heights, Tom's first flying lesson didn't go so well.

Help me out here! I got 300 bogeys on my six!

As the years wore on "Sully" Sullivan, hero of the Hudson, got a little cocky with his fame

"We drove this plane across the entire country honey, and I just want to stay in a hotel a little nicer than the Comfort Inn & Suites"

"Honey I'm going to be home late. I'm stuck behind an airplane again."

Damn this traffic! If only planes could fly!

No Amelia Earhart, you're not in China

I've never seen a better visual metaphor for Congress.