"This is not the nightclub you're looking for."
"Don't worry, baby. I don't need a condom. We have terrible aim."
C3P0, I am your father.
It is useless to resist, the FABULOUS side has you.
The one Stormtrooper who actually shot somebody got quite a reward from the Emperor.
Luke...I'm your gay brother.
You know what's funnier? The amount of votes I'll get for NOT being first.
Aren't you a little gay to be a stormtrooper?
"Hi, my name is Steve, I'm here to pick up your daughter"
Pimp My Death Star with rapper X-trooper
"Is Stormtroopa #457 gonna have to choke a bitch?"
Discarded Star Wars Ideas Worse than Jar-Jar Binks #27