"This is not the nightclub you're looking for."

"Don't worry, baby. I don't need a condom. We have terrible aim."

Darth Travolta

C3P0, I am your father.

It is useless to resist, the FABULOUS side has you.

The one Stormtrooper who actually shot somebody got quite a reward from the Emperor.

Luke...I'm your gay brother.

You know what's funnier? The amount of votes I'll get for NOT being first.

Aren't you a little gay to be a stormtrooper?

"Hi, my name is Steve, I'm here to pick up your daughter"

Disco Stu-ormtrooper

Pictured: Virginity

Pimp My Death Star with rapper X-trooper

"Is Stormtroopa #457 gonna have to choke a bitch?"

Discarded Star Wars Ideas Worse than Jar-Jar Binks #27