In Soviet Russia, Penis enlarges PILL!

Good news, it's a sapository.

"We're gonna need a bigger throat."

It must be a laxative, because every Craption I've seen so far is shitty.

Birth control against Chuck Norris's semen.

They tried to save Paris Hilton, but all they pulled up was her tampon.

"Let's see grandpa swallow this one."

I LOVE YOU GIANT MORPHINE PILL!

bend over shamu

Captain Ahab was ready to try anything to get Moby Dick.

The new mega-ShamWow can suck up a whole damn LAKE. Follow it, camera guy!

What Andre the Giant took for headaches.

Hi, Billy Mays here...Have you ever wanted to look like a complete idiot? WELL I GOT JUST THE THING!

Yeah....I guess you'd need that much water to swallow a fucker that big.....

10 minutes later the French felt better..