"Using hydrogen for these ballons was a great idea, can't wait for the Hindenburg show tomorrow!"

"I'm right by the John Goodman and Sarah Jessica Parker floats."

In my day we didnt have craptions!

Blow Up Dolls weren't as realistic looking ... or feeling back then.

Government UFO conspiracies wernt so believable in 1932

France surrendered! France surrendered! France surrendered! France surrendered!

Hey...that's the Joker over there...and he's throwing away MONEY!!!

Poland's Air Force: 1943

The Nazi invasion was not actually as scary as the history books recorded

Back in the day, did your haircuts come with a bowl of soup on top!

The real reason Amelia Earhart disappeared.

Did people used to wear their ugly mother's day gifts?

Fuck didn't get her fast enough now no matter how witty my craption is no one will read it.

Two girls, one rusty trombone.

Seconds later France surrendered.