Craptions Classics October 12, 2009

Will someone tell Woody Harrelson I found his backpack.


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in the year 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue, and Cracked decided to celebrate his day, by insinuating that he smokes the hay.


He's going to feel so silly when he realizes that he's protesting to legalize oak leaves.


The most popular trick or treat stop ever.


nothing screams Columbus Day like a couple of wiggers performing their latest hit


"Attention flea market shoppers..."

Kelly Robinson

Backpacking through Amsterdam

Dunstin Checks Out

Excuse me, could I get your attention? Has anyone dropped this backpack of weed? Anyone? Anyone at all? Oh well.

America, meet Obama's new "Drug Czar."


*SIGH* You only really miss the fire, when it's gone...


Willie Nelson's Farm Aid has the best concessions ever.

Kelly Robinson

Looks like the Neo NAZIs have finally figured out a way to effectively raise their numbers


So this is the spinach Popeye was talking about


I think I speak for everyone when I say "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"Tom, what do you think you're doing?" "Mom, you told me to start a POT and RAPPING PAPER shop. Well, I thought that was a bad idea, so I decided to sell marijuana with the help of rappers."

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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