Three failed, last-ditch shuttle missions and a barrage of nuclear missiles later, the rogue comet turned out not to be a planet-killer.
With the latest Downwinders' court victory, the military was forced to simulate nuclear test results in the Nevada desert.
Bubble Yum: now in Satan flavor.
And to his horror, they opened the cursed book of the mad Arab. He knew now, humanity was doomed, for this was but the first of the Elder Gods to come through.