Michael Bay's "Pinocchio".

we don't need no water let the motherfuck...shit, run!

Wicker Man 2: Full Throttle

One of every 2 giant statues is a suicide bomber

Apparently the KKK doesn't like clowns either.

Hey guys, I found out that hydrogen is WAY cheaper than helium for filling our balloons.

Burn-me-alive Elmo is going to be a holiday sensation. Get yours today!

The first of what is sure to be many "Anti-Lady Gaga" protests

"Let's get two giant totem poles in case one spontaneously combusts," I said. Well, who's laughing NOW?

CAUTION: May explode into awesomeness.

The Iranians were outraged that Israel would attck during their "Death to the Jews" festival.

Whoah, hey, you know what? Maybe I don't want what she's having.

Seconds after this photo was taken, another plane struck the second towering twin.

Best. Orgasm. EVER.

Supposedly he will be rewarded in heaven with several inflatable virgins.