This is what was going on to the left.

Dmitri was the richest man in Russia. His mansion had an indoor pool.

Super Mario prepares himself for the underwater level.

"I don't know Jim, it just scares me a little to leave my child with a stranger." "Sally, he's a certified swimming instructor. Everything will be fine."

The most depressing water park on earth.

Behind the scenes at the filming of 300

This would be better if it was Forrest Whitaker

Dammit, Cracked.com, I told you to stop spying on me!

The best this man can get

Just because you live in an abandoned warehouse doesn't mean you shouldn't look your best.

Zangief prepares for his prom.

If shaving your chest in a kiddie pool stuck in a dirty, abandoned loft is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Billy Mays can sell ANYTHING!

It's perfectly safe. Look, there's a lifeguard on duty!

And people think that aliens WANT to abduct humans.