WTF is going on to everyone's left?

Saran rape

Look! A Fruit Roll-Up!

"Larry, I swear, I thought that this was the best way to win the 'gay lunch' costume contest." "Tell that to the two guys to our right fucking in a sandwich bag."

Look at that Japanese guy sneer. He thought he'd see something obscene today, but nothing tops Japan.

Bob, this might be a bad time but... I have feelings for you.

So that is why Chicago did not get the olympics

Trojan condoms starts a fashion line.

please, tell me that was your cellphone vibrating!

You guys were soooooooo drunk last night

I may be saran wrapped to a pasty white guy, but I'm covering up my nipples. THAT'S dignity.

I'm still pissed a Chuck Norris joke won the last one

Obviously something even gayer is going on the right.

"We're all wrapped up here!" "Gary if you make one more fucking pun I swear to god..."

"Well, I can clearly see your nuts."