WTF is going on to everyone's left?
Look! A Fruit Roll-Up!
"Larry, I swear, I thought that this was the best way to win the 'gay lunch' costume contest." "Tell that to the two guys to our right fucking in a sandwich bag."
Look at that Japanese guy sneer. He thought he'd see something obscene today, but nothing tops Japan.
Bob, this might be a bad time but... I have feelings for you.
So that is why Chicago did not get the olympics
Trojan condoms starts a fashion line.
please, tell me that was your cellphone vibrating!
You guys were soooooooo drunk last night
I may be saran wrapped to a pasty white guy, but I'm covering up my nipples. THAT'S dignity.
I'm still pissed a Chuck Norris joke won the last one
Obviously something even gayer is going on the right.
"We're all wrapped up here!" "Gary if you make one more fucking pun I swear to god..."
"Well, I can clearly see your nuts."