When you're Chuck Norris, all the sperms that didn't make it... MAKE it.

I'll be damned if I'm going to let a fucking Chuck Norris joke win the Craption today. Damned.

Dinner Mints: The Musical

You can wear all the protection you want, but R. Kelly is still going to pee on the first three rows.

It's time to play everyone's favorite game: "Muslim or Hazmat?"

Bukkak-alypse

Now they all charge at the woman playing the egg, but only one of them gets to impregnate her.

Swine Flu: The Musical

Is it tax time already?! *sighs and bends over*

When Chuck Norris ejaculates, ENTIRE PEOPLE COME OUT.

C'mon, not even France will surrender to these guys.

Nothing is sadder than a Care Brear funeral.

Synchronized spectating

Studies show prostate exams are more enjoyable with music.

Come on guys, harder. We can show them that farts are a truly untapped resource.