When you're Chuck Norris, all the sperms that didn't make it... MAKE it.
I'll be damned if I'm going to let a fucking Chuck Norris joke win the Craption today. Damned.
Dinner Mints: The Musical
You can wear all the protection you want, but R. Kelly is still going to pee on the first three rows.
It's time to play everyone's favorite game: "Muslim or Hazmat?"
Now they all charge at the woman playing the egg, but only one of them gets to impregnate her.
Swine Flu: The Musical
Is it tax time already?! *sighs and bends over*
When Chuck Norris ejaculates, ENTIRE PEOPLE COME OUT.
C'mon, not even France will surrender to these guys.
Nothing is sadder than a Care Brear funeral.
Studies show prostate exams are more enjoyable with music.
Come on guys, harder. We can show them that farts are a truly untapped resource.