And what do you want for the apocalypse?

NEVER tell your dyslexic parents you want to sit in Santa's lap.

...and out of an unholy union such as this, Hannah Montana was born.

Okay OKAY! I will suck it already. But let me find it first.

"Stay the fuck away from Red Bull. Those ads don't lie."

I just don't see this working out. I mean, I'm horrifying monster who haunts children's nightmares, and you're wearing that ridiculous costume.

Why you scared? Is it because I'm black?

Have you ever heard of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ??

Will haunt your dreams for food

And then the Paladin said, "That's not my horse, that's my wife!"

The grates of hell.

The day Sally quit the shoeshine business.

Hey there, could you spare a soul for a homeless veteran of the hellfire wars?

Beelzebroke

Don't give it money. It will just blow it on puppies