Its like the final scene of Rambo, except now I don't have to feel awkward about my erection.
Sure, she can handle an anti-aircraft gun... but can she cook?
Maybe we'll let her have that parking space.
Thank god they didn't let her drive. That could have been a real menace.
Awesome! German Porn Week on cracked.com has begun!
Someone, somewhere is masturbating furiously to this. All right, it's me.
I see Sarah Palin is gearing up for 2012.
Jim!! I'm pregnant, and i'm going to have it, you cool with that?
I'm sorry Ma'am, but we just don't carry the McRib anymore.
the right to bare arms and legs
whore is hell.
Truck with protective window grates? Check. Machine gun mounted in the bed? Check. Hot babe to repopulate the Earth with? Double check. Let's rock and roll, zombie apocalypse.
Double barrelled .50 cals are so out this season ya stupid bitch.
GM is giving free upgrades to entice consumers to buy a car ... NOW WITH MORE WOMEN & GUNS!