Craptions Classics September 27, 2009

I used to have this much dignity.

-ED-209

Other Craptions

The first rule of Interpretive Dance Club: you don't talk about Interpretive Dance club

katamariape

I will do whatever it takes to get laid. WHATEVER IT TAKES.

I'm gonna let you finish, but Riverdance is the best dance of all time.

seltuim

The good news: They came in third place in the interpretive dance competition! The bad news: They were the only entry.

racedogg2

Somewhere, a man searches for his stolen curtains.

Palindrome

You don't wanna touch this.

-ED-209

YOU MORON! It's Step, turn, step, step, JAZZ HANDS!

tao2001

So You Think You Can Dress Yourself?

See those guys walking away in the background? They've got the right idea.

racedogg2

Progressive couple- they BOTH wear the pants in the family.

MillsC9

Anorexia: The Musical

katamariape

"Yo, I'mma let you finish, but MC Hammer had the best parachute pants of all time. OF ALL TIME!"

tao2001

When Lance Armstrong said he would retire from racing to "pursue other passions" no one expected this

Dirtydog
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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