I used to have this much dignity.

STOP: HammerTime

The first rule of Interpretive Dance Club: you don't talk about Interpretive Dance club

I will do whatever it takes to get laid. WHATEVER IT TAKES.

I'm gonna let you finish, but Riverdance is the best dance of all time.

The good news: They came in third place in the interpretive dance competition! The bad news: They were the only entry.

Somewhere, a man searches for his stolen curtains.

You don't wanna touch this.

YOU MORON! It's Step, turn, step, step, JAZZ HANDS!

So You Think You Can Dress Yourself?

See those guys walking away in the background? They've got the right idea.

Progressive couple- they BOTH wear the pants in the family.

Anorexia: The Musical

"Yo, I'mma let you finish, but MC Hammer had the best parachute pants of all time. OF ALL TIME!"

When Lance Armstrong said he would retire from racing to "pursue other passions" no one expected this