Darwin had more evidence of evolution than he released to the public.

Enzyte Bob's cock grew out of control in his later years.

Nightmare on Sesame Street

On the origin of furries

I was severely disappointed when I saw the Firebird that grandpa got me.

in mother russia, Cock strokes you

Fuck you Kirk Cameron, that is not what happened!

Aw, fuck. Our first attempt at swinging, and we get matched up with this couple.

If you wanted to show that evolution was correct, you could have simply brought out Rosie O'Donnell. No way God created her!

Don't bother writing a Craption, Cracked will pick its own winner.

Fuck those dudes, where do I find wallpaper that kick-ass for my house?

The new theory of retarded design is gaining ground.

Pictured: The Father of Evolution....and the Mother.

He is gonna be pissed when he puts his glasses back on

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