What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but if you bang this thing news travels fast.

That's it. We're changing hotels.

"Is this the conference room for 'God's Mistakes'?"

The Easter Bunny's first cousin, the Passover Lizard.

HI...I'm here about your Craigslist posting...

The fuck you lookin' at?

The Never-ending Virginity.

In other news, McDonalds stocks have plummeted with the escape of their Chicken McNuggets.

Hello, welcome to the Chernobyl Holiday Inn.

Did you see the new ads? Aflac and Geico are merging.

I always thought the Easter Bunny might be a chicken fucker. The eggs. Think about it.

The H1N1 virus is dangerous, but luckily it is very easy to spot.

"Excuse me, sir. I forgot to wear my watch today. Do you have the time?" "Why, yes! It's WTF O' Clock."

"Good Luck" getting a room. . .Dragon. You know because Falcor was a good luck dragon, so . . . . ah fuck it never mind.

My question is, how the hell is that man walking so nonchalantly?