What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but if you bang this thing news travels fast.
andy3tThat's it. We're changing hotels.
jakflak"Is this the conference room for 'God's Mistakes'?"
William Chase MitchelThe Easter Bunny's first cousin, the Passover Lizard.
Mothra24HI...I'm here about your Craigslist posting...
Zounds!The fuck you lookin' at?
SpankMacHello, welcome to the Chernobyl Holiday Inn.
Lerxst62Did you see the new ads? Aflac and Geico are merging.
HUMLYI always thought the Easter Bunny might be a chicken fucker. The eggs. Think about it.
IcelandThe H1N1 virus is dangerous, but luckily it is very easy to spot.
Julius_Goat"Excuse me, sir. I forgot to wear my watch today. Do you have the time?" "Why, yes! It's WTF O' Clock."
SpankMac"Good Luck" getting a room. . .Dragon. You know because Falcor was a good luck dragon, so . . . . ah fuck it never mind.
navybond007My question is, how the hell is that man walking so nonchalantly?
SpankMac