I sense a pyramid scheme...

Some guy with a U-Haul said he'd help carry these but Egypt us.

The original Tetris.

This is not what I meant when i put up the sign "Block Party Today".

Dammit, where are people finding these cheap slaves? I've looked EVERYWHERE.

Crosswalk like an egyptian.

Damn Egyptians, taking all the jobs away from American slaves.

In retrospect, letting the Jews leave was a a bad move for the Egyptians

Good to see Obama's bringing back slavery.

Getting stoned, Nile Style.

man this sucks, why did we let the JEws go again?

Cecil B. DeMille's low budget epic "Cleopatra, the Ikea Years".

Cleopatra never went anywhere without her cocaine.

When the pharaoh wants sugar for his coffee, he GETS sugar for his coffee.

The Bangles still have fans?