Sarah Jessica Parker on "Dancing with the Stars"

You can lead a horse to water, but when you dance, the horse leads. Period.

Neigh means neigh.

It's not a thermometer girl, I swear!!!

It's only bestiality if you make eye contact.

Why does everyone have to insult horses with Sarah Jessica Parker jokes?

It's not so easy to get a prom date in Arkansas.

Step Up 3: The Stables

Jeremy conducts his first one-horse symphony to a sold-out crowd.

Hold still, I just want to ram this spike in you head and make you a unicorn!

No one puts pony in the corner!

They'd fallen in love, but it couldn't last. The irony was that it was HER family that rejected HIM.

Brockway does "field research" for his next sex article.

WHY ARE YOU ALL JUST SITTING THERE!!! HELP!!

the Ukranian legal system baffles the rest of the world.