"You told the waiters it was my fucking birthday, didn't you?"

Sargeant Pepper's Extra Lonely Hearts club bahd.

"Come on guys, if we don't get this right we are going to look like fools. And a one, and a two..."

This one time, at band camp ...

....and that was the LAST time I tried LSD

Not Pictured: Dignity

Best Creed tribute band ever. Period.

I hate this restaurant

Man.. the W.W.E. is getting really gimmicky

You know, so many bad things are said about school bullying, but let's face it. It prevents THIS.

Some schools uniforms were worse than others.

Being a rebel, Phil decided to where the beret and a kilt alternative to the uniform.

Somewhere someone is masturbating furiously to this.

The only thing that got laid in this picture is the carpet.

Michael Jacksons funeral band