Ok so i put the apple on my head,and stand there?
Rammstein's kids have the same display every year at the science fair.
"All right guys, all right... I think we can be reasonably sure that she wasn't a witch..."
"Flaming Homosexuals" has a different meaning in the south
now THAT's a firing squad
If Michael Bay made airhorns...
Barack Obama's heathcare death panel actually looks pretty awesome
No, Mr. Trump -- YOU'RE fired!!
Lighting the candles at an NRA birthday party...
Safety glasses are mandatory. Leaning back and screaming about how awesome you are is optional.
First person whose baby stops screaming wins!
We like our marshmallows extra crispy!
Smokey the Bear does not know who he's fucking with.
And Chuck Norris's corpse STILL wasn't cremated.