Ok so i put the apple on my head,and stand there?

Rammstein's kids have the same display every year at the science fair.

"All right guys, all right... I think we can be reasonably sure that she wasn't a witch..."

"Flaming Homosexuals" has a different meaning in the south

now THAT's a firing squad

If Michael Bay made airhorns...

Extreme Limbo

Barack Obama's heathcare death panel actually looks pretty awesome

No, Mr. Trump -- YOU'RE fired!!

Lighting the candles at an NRA birthday party...

Safety glasses are mandatory. Leaning back and screaming about how awesome you are is optional.

First person whose baby stops screaming wins!

We like our marshmallows extra crispy!

Smokey the Bear does not know who he's fucking with.

And Chuck Norris's corpse STILL wasn't cremated.