They came to pray to God and kick ass. And they're all out of God.
Julius_GoatWe're not saying you have to give the church 10 percent of your income. We're just saying that something bad might happen if you don't.
Blinker_FluidReservoir Gods
librarianmikeEnglish, heathen! Doth thou speak it?
spectre_vampireGay week on Cracked has gone on long enough.
MikelibrarianWell, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!
CavalierXThis is what priests look like in the Matrix
andy3tThey are going to party like it's 1099.
Blinker_Fluid"Alright. Let's baptize the shit out of this kid."
zero82The few, the proud, the Jesuits.
Blinker_FluidMen in Brown.
Zounds!The main suspects in yesterday's drive-by baptisms.
Kelly Robinson"Yeah, you BETTER pray."
William Chase MitchelNo motherfucking Grinch was going to steal Christmas THIS year.
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