They came to pray to God and kick ass. And they're all out of God.

We're not saying you have to give the church 10 percent of your income. We're just saying that something bad might happen if you don't.

Reservoir Gods

English, heathen! Doth thou speak it?

Gay week on Cracked has gone on long enough.

Well, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

This is what priests look like in the Matrix

They are going to party like it's 1099.

"Alright. Let's baptize the shit out of this kid."

The few, the proud, the Jesuits.

Men in Brown.

The main suspects in yesterday's drive-by baptisms.

"Yeah, you BETTER pray."

No motherfucking Grinch was going to steal Christmas THIS year.

The Boondock Saints