Dear God â€” they've weaponized Easter!
H1C1 (more commonly known as the Clown Flu) is decimating the population.
The Day the Earth Said "Whatever"
This picture is in poor taste. My parents were also killed by a cotton candy tsunami.
Timmy Hendrix's 'Rainbow Haze' didn't go over as well.
How gay potheads celebrate 4/20
The raincloud decided that, fuck it, he was going to go low. TRY AND USE YOUR GODDAMN UMBRELLAS NOW, PEOPLE!
Who Blew up the gay guy?
Tragedy struck today when the Power Puff Girls spontaneously combusted.
A concert in San Francisco is broken up with the Police Departments new "rainbow flair" tear gas.
That's what girl farts look like, and now you know.
Oh thank God, I was worried it would be hard to make a gay joke today. But it is pink, and pink equals gay, and gay equals funny! Thank you, math!
"I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically, pyrotechnically."
Cloudy, With a Chance of Cotton Candy
in 2012 hitler returns, to partyyyy.