Craptions Classics September 13, 2009

I don't know what they're playing, but we're losing.


Other Craptions

Middle school dances are always awkward.


How Republicans see gay marriage.


All I know is I ordered Mongolian beef, and these guys were dropped off at my door.

Kelly Robinson

These boots are made for sodomy, and that's just what they'll do...


David vs. Goliath was a much sexier battle than the Bible would have you believe!

Thomas Calnan

Is this the game or the prize?


Brokeback Mountain 2: Their Backs Are Actually Broken


"Say uncle!" "Okay, okay - UNCLE!" "Now call me daddy!" "WHAT?!?" "CALL... ME... DADDY!!"

Thomas Calnan

All I know is they're outstanding in their field.

Kelly Robinson

Further proof that American football is the only real football.

Kelly Robinson

It's crippling sad that I recognised this scene from a BBC documentary...


I could write more craptions, but it would involve looking at this picture longer, and I'm not ready for that kind of sacrifice.


Yeah, this is why I stopped watching PBS too.

Kelly Robinson
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