I don't know what they're playing, but we're losing.

Middle school dances are always awkward.

How Republicans see gay marriage.

All I know is I ordered Mongolian beef, and these guys were dropped off at my door.

These boots are made for sodomy, and that's just what they'll do...

David vs. Goliath was a much sexier battle than the Bible would have you believe!

Is this the game or the prize?

Brokeback Mountain 2: Their Backs Are Actually Broken

"Say uncle!" "Okay, okay - UNCLE!" "Now call me daddy!" "WHAT?!?" "CALL... ME... DADDY!!"

All I know is they're outstanding in their field.

Shit.

Further proof that American football is the only real football.

It's crippling sad that I recognised this scene from a BBC documentary...

I could write more craptions, but it would involve looking at this picture longer, and I'm not ready for that kind of sacrifice.

Yeah, this is why I stopped watching PBS too.