Craptions Classics September 10, 2009

Warning- hanging w/ frat boys may cause rectal bleeding.

mephitic

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Donna was able to pass as a man until that fateful day when she got the mother of all periods.

Hey dick, we when we said dress like a chick we meant girls.

slickjamesjik

Who came to the rescue first? the chicken or the fags?

natebooze

You know, it isn't right when the one dressed as a duck is the manliest guy in the group.

CavalierX

"Hi! Welcome to Hell!"

CavalierX

After his attempt to drown himself failed, Jon decided to try to die of shame.

Julius_Goat

I noticed something queer on the pier

lumberjef

On September 10, 2009, a brave explorer uncovered the REAL headquarters of Craigslist.

Fkelleghan

I don't care how wet I am, you guys are NOT helping me out of here...

Thomas Calnan

Another Will Ferrel Movie

callmekool

Has anybody seen my Fruit Roll-up?

OK, I checked. Our dignity isn't under the pier, either.

zaprowsdower

That's not where you put the bungee cord, dumbass

WorstNameEver

Hi, Harvey Birdman, attorney at law.

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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