By the power of Gayskull

I would have shaved my legs, but i didn't want to look creepy..

Fisher Price's My First Sex Offender

" Daddy. What's the difference between can and should?" "well son, allow me to demonstrate"

Death longed for the old days, when he had a black robe and a pale horse.

Hells Angels: Paris Chapter

Chuck Norris at 2 years old.

Go Speed Raper!

Heck's Angels

Like this proud parent, I too live for the day that I can mentally scar my offspring by embarrassing the living shit out of them.....

Dad?

This is why Skelator doesn't make bar bets with He-Man anymore.

His motorcycle in the shop, Ghost rider had to borrow his Daughter's ride to work

Well, fortunately for him, MY other car is an ambulance.

"Discipline THIS, Supernanny."