He's still a lot better than Nickleback.

Jim could not hide the fact that he did not know how to play the guitar

you should see him with the piano

Mike was told he could make money by turning a few tricks on the street.

This is how the US health care debate looks to outsiders

The guitar anti-hero.

You know this guy's cool because he has two spectators. That's almost three spectators!

When I was your age, we used to have to walk like this three miles to school. Uphill. In the snow.

Actually, I just wanted to buy some crack, but this is good, too.

Since when can men multitask?

Hold your applause. No, seriously, hold it. Any sudden noise and I might get myself killed.

You gotta do something to distract the crowd when you break a string.

It's not just a myth: braces can get stuck to just about anything.

There's a lesson to be learned here : if a bum asks you for change, make a ridiculous demand. If he pulls it off, take a picture.

When he turns around you'll see how he's playing the snare drum.