The French Army brings it's own ass to battle for anyone to kick.

Back in my day, frat boys wouldn't run AWAY from a piece of ass, even if it WAS made of plastic.

The Amazing Disgrace

So a Mexican, a fratboy, and an ass walk into a bar... oh, they're right behind, aren't they?

Ass Bandits

No, no -- we're trying to stop the OTHER kind of crack from entering the country.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

Exercise tip: have a friend follow you with a cart when you run your ass off.

Just wait till you see #46

The mustache indicates this is in fact a porno.

When I asked the genie for a hot Latino with a nice ass and three willing friends, this isn't what I had in mind.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

The Monty Python fitness plan.

Wow... Mexicans can haul ASS!!!

"The DEA reported today that Pittsburgh now leads the nation in LSD use."