Craptions Classics September 01, 2009

Pimp my Pachyderm

jtklove

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Five minutes later France surrendered

lumberjef

I asked for ELEGANT transportation.

cdooku

I'm pretty pissed that the "if you vote for this craption your penis will come bigger ..." craption came second yesterday. I thought Cracked was better then that.

JustinC

What, a hummer limo too subtle for you?

seannyb

No matter how intense the elephant looks when he fights it, Orlando Bloom is still a big pussy.

diomedes03

India! Fuck Yeah!

Lord of the Rings: Bollywood Edition

Michael Bay presents: Dumbo

"I've seen bigger," the annoying asshole said.

You just KNOW the driver has a small penis.

Zounds!

Hey everybody, it's the two symbols of the republican party - a giant elephant and a crazy mob!

Truthiness

Tony Jaa couldn't find this?!

liverpooljohnny

The Trojan Elephant failed to impress.

Versus

It was the best parade ever ... until a mouse scuttled across the street.

bcanders
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