Pimp my Pachyderm

Five minutes later France surrendered

I asked for ELEGANT transportation.

I'm pretty pissed that the "if you vote for this craption your penis will come bigger ..." craption came second yesterday. I thought Cracked was better then that.

What, a hummer limo too subtle for you?

No matter how intense the elephant looks when he fights it, Orlando Bloom is still a big pussy.

India! Fuck Yeah!

Lord of the Rings: Bollywood Edition

Michael Bay presents: Dumbo

"I've seen bigger," the annoying asshole said.

You just KNOW the driver has a small penis.

Hey everybody, it's the two symbols of the republican party - a giant elephant and a crazy mob!

Tony Jaa couldn't find this?!

It was the best parade ever ... until a mouse scuttled across the street.

The Trojan Elephant failed to impress.