can you describe the vehicle that hit you?
If you vote for this craption, your penis will become thicker and wider (which is what women really want.)
Special Needs for Speed.
This week, on Pimp My Wheelchair...
The Fast and the Furiously Crippled
If Michael Bay designed wheelchairs.
Interesting story, this is actually why I'm in a wheelchair in the first place.
A top hat adds class to anything. ANYTHING.
actually, that guy is just the hood ornament
Yeah, even the penguin's got to top his hat off to that one.
"Hold my beer and watch this!"
Nope, it ain't drunk driving if you're in FRONT of the wheel.
I'm glad someone thought to lend this event a touch of class.
Stephen Hawking denies steroid abuse allegations...
Without the tophat this would just be ridiculous.