"Takethepicturetakethepicturetakethepicture...."

"She carried me through my teen years. Plus, the sex was G-R-R-REAT!"

Chuck Norris's wife.

You call that a fur coat? THIS is a fur coat!

PETA only has a problem with wearing DEAD animal skins.

Cat on a Hot Thin Milf

Why wasn't THIS part of today's article?

Man those old cigarette advertisements are really misleading. I mean the woman is looking healthy, she's got white teeth, she's lifting a tiger...

The Tiger, the Witch, and the Shitty Wardrobe

This should fix our mouse problem,our mole problem and our Jehovah's Witness problem. Hell, this might fix all our problems.

is there... is there... something on my shoulder?

"Yeah, let's see those PETA anti-fur nuts throw blood on me NOW. Bring it, punks! BRING IT!"

"Crazy Cat Lady" takes on a whole new definition.

You thought YOUR wife had expensive tastes?

An emotional scene from "Crouching Tiger Sore Vagina"...