"Yeah right there in my van, just hop on in."

With the crack wearing off, James found himself with a lot of questions, but no answers.

I see a Darwin Award in this guy's near future...

A naked guy selling fireworks next to a gas station? What could possibly go wrong?

The judge ordered Larry to 500 hours of community service, educating the public on his fireworms STD.

You think that's bad? Drive one block over and check out the girl advertising the oyster bar.

Until today, the ladies never believed Carl when he told them they'd "have a blast in his pants."

Thirty minutes later, the famous phrase "Hold my beer and watch this!" was uttered.

I'm a little hesitant to ask that gas attendant to "fill 'er up"

Not pictured: Sign on his back says "Free Gas"

It could be worse; he could be trying to wash your windows.

Dear Lord, I hope other people's prices are the only thing he beats...

I'm glad Larry the Cable Guy found work after "Git R Done" wore out...

Just reach in and grab all you want.

Mark loved his hat. He felt naked without it.