Awkward Silence of the Lambs.

Old MacDonald had some kids. S-H-A-M-E.

Nice try, Wolves.

Mary had a little lamb, her fleece was white as snow...long story short, they made some bad decisions after a few too many beers.

He's a computer programmer for microsoft, and she's a whore.

Boy, that eHarmony... it's uncanny.

Meet the Flockers.

She's a SILF.

This, this right here, is "the worst that could happen"

"This is beautiful," the farmer said. "Almost makes me wish I wasn't slaughtering them both in the morning."

Sorry my bad, you COUNT sheep to fall asleep, not sleep with sheep to learn to count.

Are you sure this bowtie doesn't make me look gay?

Ewe are so beautiful

How politicians see people

Please tell me there isn't a sex tape of these two.