I'll get that ****ing glove back if its the last thing I do.

Spider Dad, Spider Dad, saves the day every other weekend.

"Of course there is candy in his van. Spiderman wouldn't lie."

Spiderman regretted hooking up with Mary Jane on that fateful night 7 years ago...

Along with great power comes parental responsibilities.

If there is a God, he's carrying what's left of Kirsten Dunst in there.

I don't care how many "best costume" awards you win at ComiCon, waiting for your mom to pick you up after is always embarassing.

He has a Peter Parker costume in that bag.

Spider Man-Boy Love Association

Everybody gets one

Laundry day was always awkward for Peter Parker.

Hey kid, wanna see my web shooter?

Most. Awesome. Bank heist. Ever.

"The last kid who wore my glove is in this duffle bag."

Spiderman 4 looks disapointing