Craptions Classics May 21, 2006

in communist China, NO ONE is unemployed.

Dr. Fabulous

Other Craptions

The instructor looked on with pride as his students made vroom-vroom noises while turning their pretend steering wheels. Soon, they would be ready for real cars.

Linux fan

The Chinese military was mobilized to deal with the outbreak of hemorroids in the highlands.

This one sucks.

but... they're wearing lifejackets.....


After many hours of drilling, it was finally time to let their hair down at the local water park.


Commander Lee watched carefully. The first to inflate his ring with no hands would be advanced to paid status. Genius of that magnitude had to be rewarded.

Captain Fantastic

Don't ask what the water bottles are for.


In May 2006, China declared war on hemorrhoids.


the north korean government was experimenting with famine diversion tactics


We will full the Americans with these decoy doughnuts......mmmmm....doughnuts...

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