in communist China, NO ONE is unemployed.

The instructor looked on with pride as his students made vroom-vroom noises while turning their pretend steering wheels. Soon, they would be ready for real cars.

The Chinese military was mobilized to deal with the outbreak of hemorroids in the highlands.

but... they're wearing lifejackets.....

After many hours of drilling, it was finally time to let their hair down at the local water park.

Commander Lee watched carefully. The first to inflate his ring with no hands would be advanced to paid status. Genius of that magnitude had to be rewarded.

Don't ask what the water bottles are for.

In May 2006, China declared war on hemorrhoids.

the north korean government was experimenting with famine diversion tactics

We will full the Americans with these decoy doughnuts......mmmmm....doughnuts...