Because we felt like dressing like lobsters bitch.

So now that you've escaped Lindsay Lohan's vagina, what are your plans?

Hold up, Bitch. What do you mean by "YOU PEOPLE"?

They won't get off the stage. They're being shellfish.

The signing day for 2009's premier bukkake porno: "The Little Spermaid"

The town hall meetings on health care reform get a little wierd.

Fuck you bitch, it's no dumber than that headband you are wearing.

"We'd like to thank God for this victory. WE LOVE YOU, NEPTUNE!"

Today on The Deadliest Catch

"You have no idea how offensive 'Sea Monkey' is - we prefer the term 'Aquatic American'."

Mock Lobsters

I, for one, welcome our new crustacean overlords.

District 10

#28 was the favorite to win, but then they asked him about gay marriage.

Avatar looks somewhat underwhelming