Craptions Classics August 20, 2009

Because we felt like dressing like lobsters bitch.

icheat

Other Craptions

So now that you've escaped Lindsay Lohan's vagina, what are your plans?

-ED-209

Hold up, Bitch. What do you mean by "YOU PEOPLE"?

They won't get off the stage. They're being shellfish.

jtklove

The signing day for 2009's premier bukkake porno: "The Little Spermaid"

MikeSwisher

The town hall meetings on health care reform get a little wierd.

navybond007

Fuck you bitch, it's no dumber than that headband you are wearing.

dummy1

"We'd like to thank God for this victory. WE LOVE YOU, NEPTUNE!"

benrichardsrm

Today on The Deadliest Catch

Styre

"You have no idea how offensive 'Sea Monkey' is - we prefer the term 'Aquatic American'."

Priapism

I, for one, welcome our new crustacean overlords.

CavalierX

#28 was the favorite to win, but then they asked him about gay marriage.

Diasdiem

Avatar looks somewhat underwhelming

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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