No, Mom. She turned me down. I know you want grandkids, Mom, jeez.
Never EVER EVER Land
"Hi dad? Remember how you said I could get laid if girls thought I was cute? Well fuck you!"
Winnie the Poohdophile
Hint: she's not the only fairy in the group.
He's got wood, but it's nowhere near 100 acres.
Hi Daniel, this is Regis Philbin from Who Wants to be a Millionaire. Here's your question. Where is the G-Spot?
"Christopher Robin... *sniff*... Peter's cockblockin' me again."
She's not letting him anywhere near her honey pot.
You know you've worn a stupid costume when Peter Pan tells you to grow up.
"We don't yet know the winner of this Scavenger Hunt, but we've identified a bunch of the losers."
Peter would so hate fuck Tinkerbell if Pooh Bear would just go away.
Where's Al Gore?! I found ManBearPig!!
Welcome to Virgin-ia.
T-mobile's network isn't nearly as big as Verizon's, but it's a lot more whimsical.