Statutory rape
SimercAnd thus the true origin story of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is told.
DerWaffleHausI win wars. I build entire cities. But I FUCK ONE TURTLE and this is the statue I get!
Zounds!Well, what do you expect, wearing such a slutty shell?
BowToTheBardWell, the turtle soup was the creamiest I've ever tasted. What's your secret?
dpollokthis is how mermAIDS started
tomjenkinsOh that silly Greek god Sodomite, what will you be up to next?
TruthinessSlow and steady wins the... oh yeah... race.
reverendbaynHes going to come out of his shell.
BluthNever before has the sodomy of the majestic sea turtle been so perfectly captured in the art world.
Jeff KellySomeone, somewhere, just named their band "Turtlebone".
jtkloveAfter the attack was over, it took the turtle three and a half hours to run away.
William Chase Mitchel