Craptions Classics August 16, 2009

She'd lose her head if it wasn't screwed on ... oh wait.


Other Craptions

George Bush's ideal woman: White, topless, and able to drill for oil with her head.


Billy Mays can still sell it.


If you're going to be too lazy to sculpt the head, at least make the boobs bigger


"My artwork represents the decline of sex in this country, with women seen as nothing but playthings to have sex with. Also, my statue has titties."


If I were hammered enough, I'd nail her.

Kelly Robinson

Great. How can I compete with a chick with perky tits who can also put together an entertainment center?

Kelly Robinson

somewere, some lonely, lonely man is masturbating to this craptions picture


In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness, if properly plugged in.


At least ONE of us has an erection.


The drill represents the continuing mining of the earth's resources, the white represent how we're trying to cleanse ourselves of our involvement in world affairs, and the moobs represent the chubby bastard who called me a dork in high school.


The lamp stand is okay, but I hate these new longer-life lightbulbs.


The perfect woman...all body, no brain.


The answer to the question of how mermaids have sex has finally been answered. Head dicks.


How gay men see women...

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