She'd lose her head if it wasn't screwed on ... oh wait.
bcandersGeorge Bush's ideal woman: White, topless, and able to drill for oil with her head.
burkgirlBilly Mays can still sell it.
biblyboblyIf you're going to be too lazy to sculpt the head, at least make the boobs bigger
sish2000"My artwork represents the decline of sex in this country, with women seen as nothing but playthings to have sex with. Also, my statue has titties."
racedogg2If I were hammered enough, I'd nail her.
Kelly RobinsonGreat. How can I compete with a chick with perky tits who can also put together an entertainment center?
Kelly Robinsonsomewere, some lonely, lonely man is masturbating to this craptions picture
pfftidunnoIn every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness, if properly plugged in.
FkelleghanAt least ONE of us has an erection.
BowToTheBardThe drill represents the continuing mining of the earth's resources, the white represent how we're trying to cleanse ourselves of our involvement in world affairs, and the moobs represent the chubby bastard who called me a dork in high school.
Brett-ButlerThe lamp stand is okay, but I hate these new longer-life lightbulbs.
FkelleghanThe perfect woman...all body, no brain.
LilMcGilThe answer to the question of how mermaids have sex has finally been answered. Head dicks.
Brett-ButlerHow gay men see women...
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