Why Freddy Krueger was teased as a kid.
"Hello MJ, I wanna play a game......nevermind."
Not all crash test dummies survive unharmed.
When did Tim Burton remake "Pinocchio?"
Tasteful jokes are impossible.
These dolls are sooooo Abercrombie!
That's OK! I'll stay cripple!
Charlie Brown and a Very Special Olympics
Pinocchio kept "falling down the stairs" when Gepetto came home from the bar.
Didn't I see this kid ask a planted question at an Obama Town hall meeting?
Strange, after my orgasm this photo no longer holds my interest as it once did.
That's just the way he rolls.
No. 99 knew he wasn't like the other children, but he was determined to make it as a speed racer.
"Yeah doc, I get that you can make me better, faster, stronger. But do you have the technology to make me creepy as fuck?"
Ahh, the future of health care in America.