Craptions Classics August 13, 2009

Why Freddy Krueger was teased as a kid.

MikeSwisher

Other Craptions

"Hello MJ, I wanna play a game......nevermind."

effyuseekay

Not all crash test dummies survive unharmed.

burkgirl

When did Tim Burton remake "Pinocchio?"

CavalierX

Tasteful jokes are impossible.

Thomas Calnan

These dolls are sooooo Abercrombie!

WOITAS

That's OK! I'll stay cripple!

Ozweego

Charlie Brown and a Very Special Olympics

antiBERU

Pinocchio kept "falling down the stairs" when Gepetto came home from the bar.

Didn't I see this kid ask a planted question at an Obama Town hall meeting?

CavalierX

Strange, after my orgasm this photo no longer holds my interest as it once did.

Zaphod

That's just the way he rolls.

No. 99 knew he wasn't like the other children, but he was determined to make it as a speed racer.

Fkelleghan

"Yeah doc, I get that you can make me better, faster, stronger. But do you have the technology to make me creepy as fuck?"

racedogg2

Ahh, the future of health care in America.

CavalierX
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