Craptions Classics August 11, 2009

We're going to need a bigger newspaper...

Thomas Calnan

Other Craptions

What do you mean my VW won't fit into Mini Storage?


You dumb shit! Arachnids aren't bugs!


If that thing is full of clowns I'm going to shit my pants.


Are you afraid of spiders? Yes? Are you afraid of Germans? Yes? Well have I got a car for you!


I like a car with some leg room.

Kelly Robinson

Wild Wild West 2 sucked even more than the first...


Herbie had taken their shit for long enough.

You can literally pick up chicks with this car.

Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Cars


Herbie picked up something nasty after having Lindsay Lohan inside him.

Thomas Calnan

if only it was a convertible..


...this is your brain on 'shrooms.


This car lives off of the bugs that splatter on it's windshield.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

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