We're going to need a bigger newspaper...

What do you mean my VW won't fit into Mini Storage?

You dumb shit! Arachnids aren't bugs!

If that thing is full of clowns I'm going to shit my pants.

Are you afraid of spiders? Yes? Are you afraid of Germans? Yes? Well have I got a car for you!

I like a car with some leg room.

Wild Wild West 2 sucked even more than the first...

Herbie had taken their shit for long enough.

You can literally pick up chicks with this car.

Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Cars

Herbie picked up something nasty after having Lindsay Lohan inside him.

if only it was a convertible..

...this is your brain on 'shrooms.

This car lives off of the bugs that splatter on it's windshield.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"