Craptions Classics August 10, 2009

No German porn allowed.

racedogg2

Other Craptions

Well, what the hell CAN you do in this town?

bcanders

"Hey look, I can go ice fishing with my dick." "Wow, that's SO awesome I just shit myself."

Golf is different in Germany. Very different.

classie

Its hard typing with one hand....

treybable

It's a strictly non-partisan zone. That means no Republicans shitting on the little guy and no Democrats pissing away all our money.

Blinker_Fluid

Go away, R Kelly.

steeze_bucket

No "Big Turds" or "Little Dicks" Allowed.

justinwayne19

Ok, so I'm not allowed to fish with my dick or shit on a hat. Good to know.

Xm3buX

But it IS OK if you proceed to the JAAMAS!

WOITAS

At least foreign nations had the good sense to warn their people about the Twilight film.

OmegaBR

Jesus, Barry, your balls are hanging out again. Oh, what's that? You're teabagging that midget? Oh okay.

If you need a sign to stop THAT sort of behavior, then a sign is SO NOT gonna be enough.

jtklove

It costs HOW much to take a shit in this country?

CavalierX

*Refresh*, *refresh*, *refresh*, *ref... WTF?!?!

FrostLight
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