No German porn allowed.

Well, what the hell CAN you do in this town?

"Hey look, I can go ice fishing with my dick." "Wow, that's SO awesome I just shit myself."

Golf is different in Germany. Very different.

Its hard typing with one hand....

It's a strictly non-partisan zone. That means no Republicans shitting on the little guy and no Democrats pissing away all our money.

Go away, R Kelly.

No "Big Turds" or "Little Dicks" Allowed.

Ok, so I'm not allowed to fish with my dick or shit on a hat. Good to know.

At least foreign nations had the good sense to warn their people about the Twilight film.

But it IS OK if you proceed to the JAAMAS!

Jesus, Barry, your balls are hanging out again. Oh, what's that? You're teabagging that midget? Oh okay.

If you need a sign to stop THAT sort of behavior, then a sign is SO NOT gonna be enough.

It costs HOW much to take a shit in this country?

*Refresh*, *refresh*, *refresh*, *ref... WTF?!?!