So here's to you Mr. Went-Way-Out-of-Your-Way-to-Inform-Everyone-at-Your-Ex-girlfriend's-Office-That-She-Has-Crabs. This Bud's for you.

Paris Hilton must be close by.

The best parallel parker in the WORLD.

I, for one, welcome our delicious crustacean overlords.

Crab People! Crab People! Look like Crab, drive like people...

Underneath that hard exterior, Gary just wanted to be loved.

Crabs for Clunkers

And that's why I was late for work... No, seriously! These two assholes in a crab costume were blocking my car!

Where will you be when you have your first period?

I heard she had crabs, but THIS is ridiculous!

The only problem is it drives sideways...

Welcome to the crab bake. The marijuana is that way.

Relax, it's just Lady Gaga's contribution to the parade.

The crabs stage a protest against the Discovery Channel because they dont have their own week devoted to them.

I think we all know why the officer's going to pull him over.