there's only one udder to suck on. but okay, here goes...

Once you go black....Angus, you never go back.

You perverts need to stop with the blowjob jokes. She's obviously tickling his balls.

Now where is that damn cow? Excuse me Mr. Businessman, have you seen my cow?

Not *all* happy cows come from California.

Pedobear was a playful creature, but Pedocow was all business.

There you go. Suck it. Suck it hard bitch. Right there....right there...oh my god......MOOOOOOOO

Stupid cows and their skateboards

Just because it's wearing a tie doesn't mean you should trust it with your kids...

Did Gary Larson get elected world leader or something?

Well, looks like you've blown your third stomach valve, the udder distributor cap is shot, and your milk pan is leaking

Wall Street analysts say a bull market is coming...

Well it's official. Cow statues get more action than I do. This makes me sad.

That's a whole country album's worth of material right there.

It won't work. He's not horny.