And that's why you don't **** an Ewok.

When Timmy and Lassie both fell down the well, surgeons did the best they could.

He was too beautiful for this world.

"What's your rational explanation NOW, Scully?"

It's not that you can't play God, it's that you shouldn't.

The fourth Jonas Brother

Good luck finding another one that looks just like it before your kids get home from summer camp.

"Alright Little Susie, you want a doll for Christmas? THERE'S YOUR FUCKING DOLL! Stop crying and appreciate what daddy got for you!"

Oh that's cute; he's dreaming that he's running.

i can't decide whether to pet it, or stick my cock in..

that's so disturbing..that bouquet is hideous!

The Hangover 2: Bachelor Party at Dr. Moreau's.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the tech- oh wait, we just have this raccoon. We're probably still good though.

How much is that WTF in the window?

Robin Williams announced the birth of a son today...