Craptions Classics August 02, 2009

And that's why you don't **** an Ewok.

Other Craptions

When Timmy and Lassie both fell down the well, surgeons did the best they could.

Fkelleghan

He was too beautiful for this world.

Blinker_Fluid

"What's your rational explanation NOW, Scully?"

Kelly Robinson

It's not that you can't play God, it's that you shouldn't.

Blinker_Fluid

The fourth Jonas Brother

jonnygonzo

Good luck finding another one that looks just like it before your kids get home from summer camp.

Blinker_Fluid

"Alright Little Susie, you want a doll for Christmas? THERE'S YOUR FUCKING DOLL! Stop crying and appreciate what daddy got for you!"

racedogg2

Oh that's cute; he's dreaming that he's running.

Listless

i can't decide whether to pet it, or stick my cock in..

limphy

that's so disturbing..that bouquet is hideous!

limphy

The Hangover 2: Bachelor Party at Dr. Moreau's.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the tech- oh wait, we just have this raccoon. We're probably still good though.

How much is that WTF in the window?

Truthiness

Robin Williams announced the birth of a son today...

Dirtydog
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