When Timmy and Lassie both fell down the well, surgeons did the best they could.
FkelleghanHe was too beautiful for this world.
Blinker_Fluid"What's your rational explanation NOW, Scully?"
Kelly RobinsonIt's not that you can't play God, it's that you shouldn't.
Blinker_FluidThe fourth Jonas Brother
jonnygonzoGood luck finding another one that looks just like it before your kids get home from summer camp.
Blinker_Fluid"Alright Little Susie, you want a doll for Christmas? THERE'S YOUR FUCKING DOLL! Stop crying and appreciate what daddy got for you!"
racedogg2Oh that's cute; he's dreaming that he's running.
Listlessi can't decide whether to pet it, or stick my cock in..
limphythat's so disturbing..that bouquet is hideous!
limphyHow much is that WTF in the window?
TruthinessRobin Williams announced the birth of a son today...
Dirtydog