Red Bull may give you wings, but Mountain Dew gives you fucking ARMOR
ZaphodHe may slaughter you mercilessly, but DAMN, it will be refreshing!
Ashfan89They may take our lives... but they'll never take OUR PEPSI!
jakeXNot even Brand Placement stopped the fall of the Roman Empire
ZaphodHe can cause a blue screen of death on a regular television. His grin causes ladies to flee in terror. He is the biggest nerd in the world. I dont always drink soda but when I do I prefer Pepsi.
TruthinessYou don't wanna know where the Dr. Pepper is.
Kelly RobinsonThe US Army has devised this new high-tech camouflage for hiding in the enemies fridge.
dpollokAll this just to try to fight off the Kool-Aid man.
dpollokWow Trojan Man seems to have forgotten what he's really supposed to advertise.
amc726At football games, you get beer hats. At Comic-Con, you get this.
racedogg2..and that's way you don't bet if you're not certain you'll win
limphy"Madness? THIS IS SODA!"
pjunkWell, no I don't have THAT kind of six-pack.
Warren TilsonHurry --get some Mentos.
Kelly Robinson