Mom, why is this picture in my Baby Book?

Politicians just can't stay out of trouble these days...

Yeah, but he totally makes all the financial decisions.

Thank God it's on a leash

The Ex-Men

I miss the walks that Mom and I used to have...

I think Justin and Denise are really bonding, don't you?

I would untag this on Facebook if I were you.

How embarrassing, I came to the party with an identical gimp.

See what happens when you don't spank your kids..

"And I would walk you 500 miles, and I would walk you 500 more, just to be the one who made you lick my boots while I call you a whore."

Not pictured: my erection

Mom, when is using repeating yesterday's top craption funny?

"Are you a dominatrix?" "No, I'm just yankin' yer chain."

Oh good, I see Dan O'Brien is finishing his next essay.