Mom, why is this picture in my Baby Book?

If your cock keeps smacking you in the face, maybe Viagra isn't for you!

Dong On: Apply Directly to Forehead Dong On: Apply Directly to Forehead

In Japan, warning labels for prescription drugs are purposefully made confusing to thin out the population.

If the voices in your head are loud enough, take one of these.

Step one, remove pill from pack using psychic powers.

The other machine dispenses V8, apparently.

Caution, side effects may include crooked penis entering sun.... y'know what, just stop taking these

Pimp pills...your bitches will slap themselves!

Only Japan would market a face-palming machine.

The "night before" pill. For when you REALLY need a headache

Caution: Constant bombardment of catch-all Craption references to Matrix, Lost, Michael Bay, "where do I put my dick", e-Harmony, etc can cause seriously cranial discomfort up to, and including, death. If you show no symptoms of this epidemic (and t

"In case of tentacle rape please take two to prevent squidbillies."

Warning: This sign is just as confused as you are.

I love the logo for "I can't believe it's not birth control!"