Craptions Classics July 29, 2009

This season on Lost...

Ozweego

Other Craptions

Zombie Survivor is a show I'd ACTUALLY watch.

Hey! I found where to put my dick in! BACK OFF!! I go first!

natebooze

How Conservatives view Liberals.

Zounds!

Get down from there Al Gore, we love you!

Ozweego

Bill, you fat lazy bastard! Why aren't you helping us hold this tree up?

seannyb

Folks, you're more likely to terrorize the kitten than to rescue it.

Fkelleghan

Last one to take their hand off the tree has to fuck the fat guy!!!

sish2000

Tree's Company.

Unbeknownst

Adam & Eve + Eight

Bishopwhitet

If you look closely, you'll see that this is a metaphor for the internet. Yes, I do mean that guy's asscrack.

seannyb

They're touching our tree again! Throw Feces at them!

WOITAS

Just take a second to imagine the smell. You're welcome.

Sometimes tree hugging escalates to something more erotic.

Thomas Calnan

Survivor: Alzheimers

fattyman
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