This season on Lost...

Zombie Survivor is a show I'd ACTUALLY watch.

Hey! I found where to put my dick in! BACK OFF!! I go first!

How Conservatives view Liberals.

Get down from there Al Gore, we love you!

Bill, you fat lazy bastard! Why aren't you helping us hold this tree up?

Folks, you're more likely to terrorize the kitten than to rescue it.

Last one to take their hand off the tree has to fuck the fat guy!!!

Tree's Company.

Adam & Eve + Eight

If you look closely, you'll see that this is a metaphor for the internet. Yes, I do mean that guy's asscrack.

They're touching our tree again! Throw Feces at them!

Just take a second to imagine the smell. You're welcome.

Sometimes tree hugging escalates to something more erotic.

Survivor: Alzheimers