Why will no one buy my apples?

Amy Winehouse keeps showing signs of improvement.

Looks like Tim Burton and Johnny Depp are now collaborating on a remake of "Snow White"

An apple a day keeps the voices away.

Vitamin C is important, even in the Underworld.

"Snow White will never suspect the apple is poisonous when I'm disguised as a typical high school student."

Tranny Smith apple.

No. I'm Vlad the Grocer now.

How every parent imagines their daughter's boyfriend.

What a Level 16 Vegan looks like.

Thanks match.com!

What innocent childhood fairy tale will Tim Burton be fucking up next?

I was scared of mimes before they went goth.

Um, sir? I don't think you really NEED the chastity belt.

Free Hugs