Man, I hate that dream when you're about to perform the Gay Caterpillar in the traveling circus and you discover to your horror you're in your underwear.
Julius_GoatThese FreeCreditReport.com commercials are getting out of hand.
DiasdiemThe Guantanamo photo you HAVEN'T seen.
BowToTheBardDear Penthouse...
ListlessThere Will Be Blood-Cells: the musical
limphyYou know, Satanists really aren't so bad. Just a little socially awkward.
Jeff KellyEvery time Grandpa loses his glasses, an entire circus troupe shows up to help him. We're still not entirely sure why, but it's always a good time at Grandpa's house!
racedogg2"God damn it, Marcus! This is the third time you forgot your costume.. We look like a bunch of fucking retards now."
gm_zeroInterpretive dance entitled "The Menstrual Cycle"
QueenSativaGood work guys; 10 more hours and that Guinness World Record is ours.
Listlessumpa lumpa upadee dee I've got another riddle for thee...
Sev SquadIn Hell, you must eternally dance the Extreme Hokey Pokey.
Kelly RobinsonSometimes I regret that it's gone out of style to use a big cane to remove an act from the stage.
Kelly Robinson