He felt so bad about Transformers 2, he showed up to personally offer people refunds on their way out of the theater.

Finding nowhere to park, Optimus had no choice but to transform.

I'd give him money, but he'd just blow it on energy cubes

Probably the only time you'll see a star and 'Kimmel Live' in the same picture.

Parking meters are a little different here in Japan.

Finally, the RoboHooker comes to America!

Don't make eye contact, he'll just follow us until we give him something.

The SciFi Channel: We'll make any movie you give us a script for.

"Alright! Who parked in my handicapped space?!?!"

shit where did i park?...oh....right

Michael J. Fox in his new shake-free suit.

While it may not seem so, the car behind him is the actual Transformer.

Fuck!! I said transport me to the stars of MY galaxy..

What we all wish Michael Bay did for a living.

One shall stand, One shall fall, and One shall take valet tickets.