He felt so bad about Transformers 2, he showed up to personally offer people refunds on their way out of the theater.
William Chase MitchelI'd give him money, but he'd just blow it on energy cubes
bcandersProbably the only time you'll see a star and 'Kimmel Live' in the same picture.
Thomas CalnanParking meters are a little different here in Japan.
ArthurParkFinally, the RoboHooker comes to America!
CavalierXDon't make eye contact, he'll just follow us until we give him something.
UneptThe SciFi Channel: We'll make any movie you give us a script for.
Fkelleghan"Alright! Who parked in my handicapped space?!?!"
jtkloveshit where did i park?...oh....right
sgt.saltMichael J. Fox in his new shake-free suit.
Ed_GeinWhile it may not seem so, the car behind him is the actual Transformer.
KolkoFuck!! I said transport me to the stars of MY galaxy..
nateboozeWhat we all wish Michael Bay did for a living.
UneptOne shall stand, One shall fall, and One shall take valet tickets.
Mr.Bill